it’s late and i really just need a hug or a shit load of vodka

(via fill-my-lungs-with-smoke)


look at all those chickenths
I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

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Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

belly rub lane

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i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

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